Help A Brother Out

You all know Matt Forney by now, the hottest new taste sensation sweeping the blogosphere. As you may have heard, he’s walking from Syracuse to Portland.

Why? Because fuck you, that’s why.

Obviously, it’s a pretty stupid plan. Matt, what do you hope to accomplish by walking to Portland? Will the magic of putting one foot in front of the other, thousands upon thousands of times actually accomplish anything? Will it make you a better man? Is there any logical reason why this is anything but a terrible idea? What exactly can you do do in Portland, that you can’t do in Syracuse? These are not just my questions, Matt. You’ve heard them all before as you lay awake in bed at night…

But the only reason I know this is because I’ve heard them too. Maybe the stupid plans are the only ones we have left.

Our generation has been spared any sort of hardship, any sort of risk to our bodies and our self-esteem, for our entire lives. Pain, suffering, adversity, victory and defeat – these are the things that make a Man. If our society is too sick and decrepit to assign us labours as a rite of passage, than it’s on us to go forth and seek those labours out. So let me be the first to say a hearty Fuck Yeah to Matt and his big, stupid, awesome mission.

But let’s not stop there…

Matt is accepting tips. Twenty bucks Matt, in your pocket. Bam. Just happened.

Freedom Twenty-Five readers, do you actually care about the shit I write about? Do you care about Feminism steamrolling masculine identity and culture? If not, what the fuck are you doing here? If so, here’s your chance to lay a brick in the counterculture we’re building. $20 is the official Freedom Twenty-Five recommended donation. Donate now.

 

I can’t say for sure, but I don’t think Matt has rooms at the Four Seasons booked for every stop along the way.

How fucking cool would it be if we came together and saw to it that the trail from Syracuse to Portland was full of couches, beers, hot meals, and hot girls?

How cool would it be if Matt Forney, Esq, was able to end his trip by writing a kick-ass motherfucking book about how the previously-unknown online community of Masculine Revivalists came together to help a complete stranger out? Any of my readers who live somewhere along Matt’s Oregon Trail (heh), get in touch with the man and buy him a beer.

But for those of you who don’t live in bumfuck flyover nowhere: Any of my readers who donate $20 or more to Matt in the next week, will receive free copies of both The Freedom Twenty-Five Lifestyle Guide and The 2012 End Of The World Tour. Just mention in your paypal message what a daring cunt he is, and that you’d like to be hooked up with some Freedom Twenty-Five swag. He can forward your email to me, and I’ll send you a coupon code.

So, go donate now, and bookmark that blog.