Fat Acceptance

I admit, I was a slow convert to fat acceptance.

But the word of the Lord is clear:

And God said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit. You shall have them for food.

– Genesis 1:29

The data clearly show that good, Christian women make for better wives than the Godless. So men, when you see a slim, taut, nubile young thing, there should be no doubt in your mind that she is a heathen, for she hath forsaken the word of the Lord. Christian men, if you want a good woman: Find one that looks like she ate every damn tree and seed in mofo’n creation.